January 2012
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Hey guys if you like Downton Abbey, Feminism, and... →
thepizzaqueen:
me saying “literally” like 30...
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me: i have a lot of homework
AP student: you're telling me! i've got a lot of AP homework in my AP classes which are AP.
me:
AP student:
me:
AP student: AP
neyruto:
holden caulfield. 17. bi. atheism ftw. fuck your god. i like skrillex, simple plan and blink 182. dont give a shit. i dont follow back. dudes send me nudes. 69 asshole(s) swarming on MY DICK
I hate you and you are so fake and annoying and fickle and ruined so much for me this year already and now you’re ruining more and more and i can’t deal with you anymore I can’t even look at you
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what?
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Watchthis is the greatest thing ever
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“omg I love you so much”
– me to a compete stranger I met on the internet 38 minutes ago (via youjustwaitandsee)
“[Abstinence-only sex ed curricula] rely on offensive, sexist stereotypes about...”
– Did Abstinence-Only Ideology Create a Bully Generation? (via sparkamovement)
